What is a discreet way of waking myself?
What is a discreet way of waking myself?
I need to get up without waking the wife and kids, I got a smartwatch to vibrate and it woke her. The alarm is always going to wake the house.
Is there anything else?
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Put the watch around your balls.
11 1 ReplyOr even better, just get a vibrating cock ring.
4 1 ReplyIn the butt should also work. Just make sure it has a flired base.
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Then it would definitely wake his wife up, but make up for it by making her orgasm. Win/win?
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