Mitch McConnell Donates Body To Lobbyists For Research
Mitch McConnell Donates Body To Lobbyists For Research
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Mitch McConnell Donates Body To Lobbyists For Research
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I mean they paid for it, along with his soul
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Shit. Thought he was actually dead
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They're just going to dump it somewhere like all their other toxic waste.
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The body spins inside it's compartment when democracy works and slows down to a crawl as government approaches fascism and finally stops to a comfortable sleeping position when dictatorial fascism is achieved.
Democratically minded leaders are considering using the spinning corpse and attaching it to a generator as a possible source of free electricity.
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I will celebrate the day mitch dies.
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Misleading headline. The fucker is still alive.
Yeah... Not really an eat the onion situation, but my first thought was this was a satire on actual news that he was dead.
Got my hopes up for a sec. The world will be a better place when that evil traitor finally dies.
That was my thought process as well, that this was a piece they had waiting for the right moment.
Might be a bit disrespectful to do that, eh? I'm pretty sure no outlet has actually satirized a real recent death