Positive Affirmations for Site Reliability Engineers
Positive Affirmations for Site Reliability Engineers
Krazam completely on point, as usual. Gonna be mouthing "my pipeline is green" to myself even more than usual now.
You were born to deploy Kubernetes clusters.
Little green dots is what it's all about baby!
It's always a good day when Krazam uploads.
I just wish it was more than twice a year.
He even made the website a real thing https://www.srenity.online/
We hope the site is serverless and scalable, but we all know that he's probably thrown it on a t2.micro without Cloudwatch, just to feel something.
one box to handle all the frontend requests
why is my project's architecture here lmao
Because you're afraid to touch that one EC2 that's been running for 3 years before you joined. You just ignore that ASCII dove the 3 times you've SSH'd onto it.
You were born to deploy K8s clusters.
OMG my sides. kubectl delete --all --all-namespaces
Let’s Sync up! Circle back!!!
I think we gotta take this offline
I've taken the CEO offline!
He's right, I was born to deploy k8s clusters! My kids on the other hand will be tracked as virtual nodes on my homelab cluster.
This is too real especially the family stuff
It’s crazy to me that Amazon just lets Krazam film in their offices (and nearly a decade of employment at Amazon tells me that is 100% an Amazon office). They’re such inflexible, ungenerous bastards.
Promised opensuse support? Should've known that was lie. Nobody uses that.