What do they do at this company?
What do they do at this company?
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They excavate, build and demolish dungeons for dragons.
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Every day you come to work and sit at a table around a map of the construction site. You and your coworkers then talk out how and where you'd put concrete, then roll dice to determine how well you did.
Personally I prefer LARP Concrete. They still don't lay any concrete, but at least they come to the site to talk about it.
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Make math rocks.
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Most modern dungeons are stone veneer over concrete walls.
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They, uh..."take care of" bad dice.
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Also problem players. Like the ones that steal from other PCs, murderhobo, use meme threads as a "to do" list, and frequently say the words "It's what my character would do." You send those players here and they cease to be a problem.
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They play in Spanish with players from a Greek island.
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They cast fireball at the ground and make big holes.
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They try to sell you a subscription fee for the dungeons they dug (and which you already paid for)
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