I doubt you’re going to get much positive feedback but I enjoyed your post. Try condensing it a bit further to parody 2 sentence horror more pointedly.
Love the contributions and reading what others have to offer.
Every writer, poet and artist produced a mountain of work and effort before they were able to hone their craft to produce content that was universally liked.
Keep em coming because you only get better with practise.
Also ... you've reminded me I have to fix my plumbing.
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