Someone should tell him

Yugo tell him.

Ah, the old merge and commit genocide.

Seen this before, we don't need a sequel.

As an older Millennial, I keep thinking Yugoslavia still exists. And the US 9/11 attacks happened last year.

Bosnia: "Ooh, can we go to the beach?"

Croatia: "Haha, fuck no!"

Romaina, Slovenia, ohh I wanna take ya

To Serbia, Montenegro, baby why do we go

To Bosnia, Croatia, why do we just make it

Down to Kosovo, they'll shoot you fast and you'll bleed out slow, thats how I wanna go

Get shot in Kosovo!

Yugoslavia 2 isn't on my 2024 bingo card, but if they make the flag look cool...

Meanwhile I'm here thinking it would be nice if the whole world was made up of countries of that size with a global alliance that will fuck up any country that starts getting all imperialistic.

Dear Mr. President,

There are too many Balkan countries. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot.

Pain.

I'm sure they had no idea what they were doing when they randomly circled the Balkans and presupposed that there was no problem with their proposal.

Serbia likes this

Sure! What could possibly go wrong?

still hurts after all these years

do it and rename it to superfunhappyland

Anybody tell him, he should go slavia.

I am a bit bothered by how the modern borders of Croatia seem like they are designed just to prevent Bosnia and Hercegovina from having a coast. I get that you can have a thin country, but they are really pushing it. Give them one beach!

He doesn't even realize he just circled a federation within a federation

catchy accordion music starts playing

Tito intensifies

Capitalism thrives on divide and conquer especially socialist states. Same playbook as forever.

They're not entirely wrong... Quite a bit of the division comes from pre-modern events and decisions.

the olny one that even has a chance is albania and kosovo uniting

Oh... Oh no...

How did Tito keep the peace? He wasn't magical. You would think he successors could have done the same.

RIP HOI4 Huge-oslavia strat.

Almost all of the US states that have more cows than people share borders.

They should all be merged into one state.

This would solve many problems.

Feel like shit, just want it back

Tell him it's a great idea! 👍

In terms of geography, My secret weakness is how often I confuse Slovenia and Slovakia, solely because they share most of the letters in their name.

(I also have a similar problem with Armenia and Albania. Within the US, Mississippi and Missouri used to give me a lot of trouble when I was younger, too.)

I heard someone say there’s a North Montenegro now. Is that true?

Bring back FYROM, cowards.

Lepa Brena - Jugoslovenka - (Official Video 1989)