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61 0 ReplyThat’s the same smile the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man had as he was destroying Manhattan
43 0 ReplyDestroying Manhattan is probably pretty fun.
10 0 Reply"That's it! Nobody steps on a church in my town!"
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Fiction has gone weird.
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39 0 ReplyThe person who played the sun on Teletubbies is a mother now
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Thats cursed as hell
36 0 ReplyYOU GET A CANCER! AND YOU GET A CANCER! YOURE ALL GETTING CANCER!!!!
11 0 ReplyWait, this is not part of THE MASTERPLAN? Now I am worried.
10 0 ReplyWho says it's not‽
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And I shall worship this smiling, plasmic god
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Biblically accurate teletubbies
35 0 ReplyMy same thought . I always thought that fucking show was fucked up
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I'm a little unnerved. That smile says, "I know something you don't know. I got a biiiig surprise headed your way soon!"
21 0 ReplyHehe, just you wqit, 4.5 billion years from now you're going to be prettty surprised.
5 0 ReplyLike every newborn child.
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20 0 ReplySame explosive seemingly endless random energy of uncomprehending propositions that ultimately brings some joy to existence (tho sun is partly to blame in that case).
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Caption: I'M GOING TO OBLITERATE YOUR ENTIRE SATELLITE NETWORK!
13 0 ReplyLooks like a fat kid in a candy store.
Or as someone else said, the marshmallow guy in ghost busters.
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I am the great Cornholio! I need smiles for my coronal hole!
12 0 Replyi hope that doesn't resemble the visuals of any religion's god or something; otherwise, weirdos are going to claim it as proof
10 0 ReplyI see that you too have played Binding of Isaac.
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Are they saying that’s NOT the son’s actual face?!?!?
HOW DARE THEY?!?!
10 0 ReplyHow many Earths big is one eye of the smiley face?
8 0 ReplyUsually 1 to 3 or so. The average is about Earth sized, I think these were a bit bigger so almost 2.
This is if we're treating this as like flat circles diameter wise. Volume is a different story.
8 0 Replythe whole sun is about 109 earths wide (equatorial radius), so idk you have to measure where you think an eye starts and ends
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Anyone know what satellite this was taken from? It matches the standard 193Å images from SDO but it doesn't match any images from the past seven days, so I wonder if they have another satellite that isn't orbiting the Earth?
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8 0 ReplyAh thank you, no wonder I couldn't find it!
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5 0 ReplyEating the souls clambering in escape
4 0 ReplyTeletubbies!
3 0 ReplyIf you could lose mass as quickly as the sun, you'd smile too.
3 0 ReplyFbbppbbppbbppt
2 0 ReplyAs someone who is underweight, I dont think i would smile if i had to double my mass every 10 nanoseconds to not stop existing
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Teletubbies was right all the time.
3 0 ReplyRest now, my warrior
3 0 Replyhide-the-pain Apollo
2 0 Replyit's beautiful, i can't stop looking at it!
2 0 ReplyJust pray it doesn't sneeze..
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1 0 Replywhen you realize you have the power to singlehandedly do the mayocide
1 0 ReplyThat better not be a C'tan
1 0 ReplyYou remember the kid from Teletubbies? This is her now
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