buying coffee

I don't like avocados. I've literally never had avocado toast.

And somehow I'm not a millionaire.

Have you considered supplementing your income by committing massive fraud?

You need to start by making small changes to your daily habits, and build up to massive fraud. If you try to do it all at once the habit wont stick.

How to be a millionare by 30:

• get 2 million as a gift from parents
• Start a buisness in an untapped market
• get investors
• work all day every day
• workout and meditate to keep you body and mind healthy
• save as much as you can, no starbucks!
• sell the buisness once it is valued over a million
• use that money to start a new one

You don't see the ultra rich getting fancy coffee from your local barista.

They pay assistants to do that for them.

I go out for a chai latte sometimes and bring my daughter with me to get a smoothie. Fuck people who think everyone else should cut back on this shit. Just because you're not wealthy doesn't mean you don't deserve the occasional nice treat to make your life a little less dismal.

Important note in small script:
only applicable if you're a millionaire already

Being a millionaire is just saving a portion of income for 30 years and you can easily hit a net worth of a few million dollars.

Being a billionaire requires some level of absurdly lucky success, fraud, exploitation, and rich parents.

I'm currently a millionaire because at the time, it was cheaper to buy then it is to rent. There was a first-time homebuyer bonus also and we only needed 3.5% down. We figured if we just broke even when we wanted to move, it would have been worth it. This was back in 2009. Then, waited 10 years and I can't afford that condo that I bought with my income today.

It's pretty useful to do little savings like that though

Becoming a millionaire is surprisingly easy if you follow these steps:

1. Make coffee at home
2. Cut back on Avo toast
3. Be born a millionaire

If becoming a millionaire/billionaire is an actual goal for some people, no wonder this planet is fucked.

Or being born into the family of a former Plantation Owner.

I don't drink coffee, I don't like avocado, and I don't buy random junk. What gives?

Right, but if you stop buying coffee every single day, even a cheap cup, that's like $30-100 saved per month or $1200 or more in a year. That's not nothing. That dread you get around the holidays of "will I have enough money to buy presents?", well, now you can buy presents.

Waiting for SBF to respond to this.

First off, I want my coffee first thing. So I make it at home so I don't have to be dressed and already up.

I don't think I have access or motivation for the amount of fraud that would make me rich in the short term. I'll keep my ears open, though.

Have you considered not eating? Cutting down on the breakfast, lunch and dinner could potentially save a lot of money.

After making coffee at home and figuring out exactly the way I like it to be made, I hardly ever consider rolling the dice on one if I can help it. Getting it while out and about is only for when I have no other choice (not being home for a long time). The cost savings are just gravy.

BOOM! Roasted!

I dOn'T KnoW wHo nEEds tO heAr tHIs

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Fuckin nobody, usually