Anon socks it to Google
Anon socks it to Google
>work at small local restaurant as a waiter
>get fired because the manager is a bitch and was upset at me not selling bough desserts
>make a few fake google accounts
posing as old people and over the course of a week i leave 3 star reviews saying shit
like "what happened to the nice waiter?"
>convince a few friends to do the same
>review bomb the resturant and it goes from 4.5
stars to 3.5 in no time
>mfw at the end of the month i get called by the
manager saying she wants me back
>over the next month i slowly change all the
reviews from 3 stars to 5
>get a raise
>mfw
It probably would have taken less effort to get another job at a different restaurant. Why would you even want to go back to work at a place where you think the manager is a bitch?
hate the game, not the player
I hate Google, the dungeon master.
If there were no players, the game wouldn't exist.
sadly our entire species loves games
When managers chase arbitrary targets, they make arbitrary decisions, which can be easily manipulated.
Metrics become meaningless as soon as they become targets
I believe Economists call it Goodhart’s law. “When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure”.
Must be from a small town, because there isn't a restaurant in any big city that would give a shit.
It's generally a bad idea to create fake Google accounts, if you have a primary account you don't want banned.
I have had probably a hundred accounts through google, all of them almost 100℅ connected to me and have not had an issue in 20 years I used google.
Is this in their TOS somewhere? I am 99.99% this isn’t enforced and there are many professional and private reasons to have multiple accounts.
Edit: I guess if you actively try to cheat the system by exploiting multiple accounts. But i thought the post was a possibly fake funny and not a suggestion/endorsment.
Be smart about it. Use a clean system unrelated to anything else. Spawn a few cheap VPS instances with smaller providers, use them as VPN endpoints. It is a bit of effort and it doesn't scale well, but for a single purpose like this it is possible.
You should have dropped your 3 star reviews to 2 and change them to something like "So nice that the polite waiter came back, but his boss is a giant insufferable cunt."
Don’t push your luck.
sounds like bullshit, if the manager wasn't being asked personally about "the missing nice waiter" even once, she most likely wouldn't be taking all that much stock in a couple yelp reviews, and when was the last time you heard about a waiter "getting a raise", lol