Chuck Testa.
That's a blast from the past
That's like the father asking for a DNA test on the mom...when he was there for the birth
My favorite joke in American Dad is really subtle. It's one of the early episodes where Stan is getting to know Jeff Fischer.
Jeff: My mom left us before I was born.
Stan: How....how could she do that?
(Ah, a fellow Dadder.)
The icing on the cake of that joke is Stan's baffled delivery of that line, somewhat sympathetic of Jeff's statement while just absolutely lost on the mechanics of it. Just gold.
It's also a joke on Phineas and Ferb with Dr Doofenshmirtz's terrible childhood:
"It all began on the day of my actual birth. Both of my parents failed to show up."
Yes that is the joke.
You know what's sad? The fact we're to a point where it's actually a very very good idea to get a DNA test on the baby before taking them home. Not for infidelity, but in case the baby was swapped, both by accident or maliciously.
I didn't let my baby out of my sight the entire time my wife was recovering in the hospital. Absolutely not risking a swap or kidnapping, regardless of how likely or unlikely it is. I'd recommend everyone do that if it's feasible to have someone always watching the baby during cleaning and testing.
I get the joke, but it falls a little flat for me. I am biased though, as I am the kid without a mom.
