Nothing, not an act of a higher power nor the full force of government action, could compel me to drop a deuce off at the motor pool in a public bathroom.
I'd rather die from a perforated colon and subsequent infection.
I actually dislike the handicapped stalls because the toilets are higher. I get that it helps wheelchair users transfer, so I'm glad they exist, but some of them are so high my feet barely touch the ground and that's just awkward.