BABOOSHKA - Orthodoxal Quarantine (premium slav shitposting, translated)

What’s that carnival for?

You haven’t seen anything like that!

Everyone wears a mask.

But what is that for?

What these people celebrate?

Not just one, but many days,

Even months, in a succession

This parade wouldn’t stop…

This is known for even complete cretin

That’s there’s a worldwide quarantine

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Orthodoxal quarantine!

God is with you, you are not alone.

For the nation not to get sick!

We shall not forget

To kiss our idols in the church.

Let’s get together in the procession!

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They say, that’s the hell is opening,

But would you believe them?

There’s so much talk

There’s so much fucking lies,

About this virus, about the crisis,

Let them read the Catechism!

There are a lot of things,

Even those that Putin miss.

Don’t you sit there like a fool

Pray, repent for sins you do.

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Orthodoxal quarantine.

God is with you, you are not alone.

For the nation not to get sick!

We shall not forget

To kiss our idols in the church.

Let’s get together in the procession!

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The way to health is not demanding

Quarantine isn’t unlike the fasting:

From the tempting, from marasmus,

On the side of pure orgasmus.

It would help from every pain

Like the sound of church’s bell

You just stay at home, until you turn grey,

Or until they would say that going out is okay.

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How mighty it is - the self-isolation,

That mighty we have troubles with canalization.

Volga river would become cleaner

If there’s no one to shit in her.

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Orthodoxal quarantine!

God is with you, you are not alone!

For the nation not to get sick.

We shall not forget

To kiss our idols in the church!

Let’s get together in the procession!