He was so real for that

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"Ronald Reagan has won the Presidential Election" was pretty terrifying.
- Yeah but that's seven words.
  
  "President Ronald Reagan" is three; three and seven average out to five.
  
  "President-elect Ronald Wilson Reagan"
  
  It's also six in the original quote, who cares about numbers anyway?
I don't know how they can possibly make discord mobile updates worse every time, but here we are.
- enshittification, people just fucking keep using proprietary platforms and act surprised when they always end up turning to shit
  
  this concept has a wikipedia page, can we please stop repeating the same mistake endlessly?
  
  that's true, but to be fair, it's very hard to stop using them, as much as I want to delete it and switch to matrix, for example.
am i missing something or is there an extra joke because the guy cant count?
- we've - contractions are still a single word
  
  improved
  
  our
  
  mobile
  
  app
  
  5 (five) words...
  
  Original quote was "nine" and "I'm with the government and I'm here to help."
  
  Which is exactly the kind of thing you want to hear from the leader of the government.
  
  thanks for clarifying. i did not know contractions counted as one word
Putting nice words in the mouth of the root of most Americans' problems seems kinda cringe.
Seht ihr mich?
- Nö
  
  Versteht ihr mich?

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