Have a heroin for breakfast, a heroin for lunch, and a sensible din... ... ...wait what was I say... ... ...oh heroin for lunch, hey do you have a cigarette? Wait I have two in the ashtray? Anyway, a sensible dinner it's healthy.
Definitely relatable, but is anyone else bothered by the extra steps they took? I really want to know because if it's just me then it gives me insight into myself.
They printed out the blurb, cut it into strips, and individually affixed each strip to the card, instead of just creating a document that has the "MY PERSONALITY" and lines and blurb all included and printing it all together.
If they wanted to not waste the cards, they still have the option of writing on them, as was originally intended.