Water mountains

One of my kids calls water fountains water mountains.. I assume from just mishearing the word. The first time he said it I went to correct him and then I'm like it does look like a water mountain so fuck it we'll go with that. Now the whole family only refers to them us water mountains.

And oddly there is another misheard word another of my kids used that we've all adopted, this kid said his tshirt was skin side out instead of inside out. Again I went to correct him and thought no he is right too, so now clothes are skin side out or skin side in.

I also have a few of these. My favourite daughter when she was a toddler she used to call road trains "Big DIE!".
- My favourite daughter
  
  Busted
My family has one of those. Our oldest would say hanitizer instead of hand sanitizer. We started correcting him but eventually realized that it's more efficient and everyone knows what he's talking about. I actually use it outside the family too. No issues, only chuckles when I explain the story.
Hah, skin side out is good !!
Linguists call these eggcorns Here's a good video by RobWords with more examples.
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Probably the thing I miss most about reddit is being able to easily find and laugh at these kinds of exchanges.

Too much sanity on lemmy... I miss the conspiracy subs.

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- I'm pretty sure once you reach a certain threshold of individuals, a minimum percentage will always be this dumb. I'm not sure about the exact numbers, but the phenomenon seems real
Go to most of the political subs on lemmy and you'll find plenty of brain dead takes
The !flatearth@lemmy.ml community has some unironic (I think) posts in there if you scroll a few posts down.
- This is an image of power towers gradually getting shorter and shorter because they have to squeeze into the water tunnel that runs through the water mountain.
No you don't. Trust me. The crazies here brigade others, peddle lies and push genocide apologia.
I use Mastodon for quite a while and that seems to be a side effect of federated moderation, can't say I miss it there tho!

You mean a wave?

They're talking about the horizon.
have you people never seen an ocean? when you see ships go far enough out you see them disappear behind the curvature of the earth, you'll see masts of sailboats sticking up and the like.
- Not just the ocean. There are lakes large enough of this effect to happen.
- No, I have never been to the beach or seen the ocean.
- No, us prairie people don’t think about the ocean that often, but yes I’ve seen that. A wave just seems more mountain-like than the horizon.
- Pedantic much? Have you coasters ever seen a landboat? Everyone here has seen a sail disappear at the horizon of the great plains.
When a ship gets far away and you only see the top half, it's behind a flat Earth water mountain.
- What's he not getting?
No silly waves are on land. Have you ever heard of earth's largest wave? Wave Everest. A lot of people climb it every year. Sometimes they call them land waves to distinguish them further from water mountains.
https://youtu.be/4Hf_XkgE1d0?t=1m28s
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- I should watch this again. Great movie.

These people are so dumb, they aren’t “water mountains”, they are Lands with the subtypes Island and Mountain, meaning they can tap for blue or red mana.

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Just run to the edge then.
- They'd just hit the ice wall, idiot. And if they made it through that they would hit the ocean of the second flat world beyond our own. If they got through that they would hit either the scorched wastes, the frozen wastes, the abyssal ocean, or the walls of asgard..
  Seriously, do you even do your own research?
- See you on the other side
They're trolling though. I reckon the vast majority of flat earthers are.
- I actually had a guy come into a store I used to work in, he came around closing.. guy would not leave until I heard his salespitch about the flat earth...
  
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- They’re trolling though. I reckon the vast majority of flat earthers are.
  
  What makes you think so?
- When you get deeper, 90% of the time it's just one of a dozen "facts" they've adopted to service the core belief that jews are responsible for [effects of capitalism]
- I knew someone who like to use flat Earthism to illustrate that there's little point in debating someone who has no interest in being persuaded. He'd basically state the Earth is flat and use every rhetorical trick in the book to defend his position, exhaust his opponent, and then say, "Could you imagine how frustrated you'd be if I actually believed any of that?" He eventually got his DDS of all things, but I thought he'd make a good lawyer.
- It's actually religious for some of them. They take the whole biblical "firmament" idea literally.
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You must mean Plainit fellow pancake earthier?
- You must mean plane-et.
I’m gonna make my own planet! With blackjack! And hookers!
Why don't you like entertainment?

the existence of water mountains implies the existence of forest, fire, shadow and spirit mountains

aren't the four elements water, fire, earth and air?
- Actually they are mountain, island, forest, plains, and swamp
- Elements+
- I think this is a Zelda Ocarina of Time reference.
We call fire mountains active volcanoes.
I believe forest mountains are just called mountains due to historical reasons.

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What the hell are you talking about? We live in the Disc, held up by the Four Elephants which stand on the back of the Great Atuin, a 10,000 mile long turtle. The turtle moves.
- This has been disproved. We live on a globe in an experimental non-magical universe kept at a university run by wizards who live on a disc held up by four elephants on the book of the Great Atuin.
- Actually there were five elephants, but one lost its footing, entered an unstable orbit and came hurtling through space, smashing into the Disc and causing the mountains to rise.
Accelerating at 9.8 m/s^2!
I'm a firm believer in toroidal earth.
And rugs are, of course, famously not flat at all.

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHIP DISAPPEAR ?

WATER MOUNTAINS

....waves?

I think it's their counter-argument to:

"If earth is really flat, why do ships disappear behind the oceans horizon?"

"Water mountains"
Earth curvature

Ok i'm convinced

Water mountains sound so fun that I'll choose to believe in them. Also ball eath but in combination with water mountains

Sounds like Hydrohomies and Earthporn have their own group chat I would love to be a fly on the wall for. If I was a mountain made of water, I would be so happy.

We do have water volcanoes at least. Someone just named them geysers. Tho I'm fairly sure that vulcanic activity disproves flat earth.

That's gey.

This is an image of power towers gradually getting shorter and shorter because they have to squeeze into the water tunnel that runs through the water mountain.

thanks, that's my band name now

Huh, this actually does make for a pretty great band name now that I think about it

Bro, shut up, you're making us look like a bunch of round earthers.

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I know it's really hard to tell, especially with flat earthers, but I think this post by "gerwin" screenshat here (with extra jpeg) was satire.

There are a lot of silly explanations that flat earthers have for things, but this doesn't appear to be one of them.

(Googling for "water mountain" just gives this screenshot and people making fun of this screenshot.)

I'm stealing that word now "scteenshat" works well in this context

The Turtle Moves!

every day I feel ashamed about the fact that I have to live on the same planet (sorry, I mean pancake) with these people

Damn my English is so bad, I thought they are talking about swim accessories.

What are tides, but the water mountain reaching land. The ships disappear after passing tomorrow's tide.

That's why the Nazis went to the moon? So they could control the water mountains!

Wouldn't it actually be water valleys? If you are standing on the shore and watched a boat go up a water mountain at the horizon it would stay visible, there would have to be a valley for the boat to disappear.

I've managed to meet two flat earthers in real life. Extremely surreal experience.