Commander Charles Tucker III
Keep your shirt on Lieutenant
I see you've managed to get your shirt off.
I had the hugest crush on him. I kind of still do. Connor Trineer is Grade A beefcake.
He was a stuffy prude. He always rubbed me the wrong way. Don’t even get me started on his split loyalties. 
What about him?
He’s yummy
Eh.
He could get it
Now do the hot space elf behind him!
