Always chasing cars but never knowing that to do when you catch them. OP is a Jack Russel terrier.
Or The Joker
Sounds like an avoidant attachment style. Learning about this changed my dating life so much for the better!
Rather Disorganized attachment style. Sounds like he has a desire for closeness, is prone to regrets and shows behavior symptomatic of both anxious and avoidant attachment style
Anon is generic 4chan user lmao
And gay, glad this one came back around
Sounds like ADHD
Why?
Why Ted Mosby though?
For men it's the most effective way to spread your genes, a very strong evolutionary driver of behavior.
They call it the seven year itch, but it's more like the four year itch, statistically. Stick around long enough to get children to a point where they're somewhat self sufficient, then look for another chance to mate.
