Authentic smell
133 1 Reply119 0 Reply... It vibrates too?
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I've found this amazing prop store! "Bad Dragons", you know them? They got merch!
96 0 ReplyOne of these memes led me to their store. They actually have really nice hats, shirts, hoodies, game mats, dice sets, cups, mugs, etc., and the prices are pretty low given the quality.
I got the black cap with the embroidered dragon. https://bad-dragon.com/products/caps
42 0 ReplyThey sell toys for fantasy role-playing.
29 0 ReplyI do believe that was the joke.
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You can get Tako as a teenie-weenie and it’d be the perfect size!
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Guys! Look at this great prop I found in my sister’s nightstand!
75 0 ReplyFather, recognizing it's the one that went missing from his collection.
51 0 ReplyGrandma: "Why, Johnny that looks like the Tingler model you had in '59! Remember that one? You somehow accidentally sat down on it in the bath..."
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Beware the touch attack on that monster.
34 0 ReplyI see where this is going...
32 0 ReplyHoly cow, Azure Dreams.
14 0 ReplyThis is the kinda nostalgia that slaps my brain off for a sec and makes me reboot
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omg, now I kinda wanna climb to the tower again
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The best part about this is that the section near the tip is clearly more worn out than the rest.
32 1 ReplyFor any depth D the tip experiences D^2/2 times the wear, so that’s natural.
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Taking into account the time investment, (I’ll use federal minimum wage even though your time is worth a whole lot more than that) this wouldn’t be much more expensive than a well-painted kraken mini.
28 0 ReplyI used to date some one into tentacles, and some how it started with homestuck.
Edit: OH FUCK I DIDNT KNOW
https://old.reddit.com/r/homestuck/comments/1ubujb/theorytrigger_warning_troll_reproduction/
27 0 ReplyWhat are you doing, step GM?
18 0 ReplyThat's a dildo... Right? What other purpose could it have
12 1 ReplyD&D&D
15 0 ReplyDungeons & Bad Dragons
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It's a special spoon you need to make steamed hams.
12 1 ReplyThat can't be comfortable.... right?
3 0 ReplyStretch goals
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I would allow this at my table
12 1 Reply"I have a plan!"
Grabs the dildo and kiesters it
"I have sent it to the shadow realm."
10 0 ReplyTrying to get interviewed by the BBC?
10 0 ReplyDungeons and Bad Dragons
7 0 ReplyI've been doing poorly at my guessing game lately, but if this wasn't you I was going to sacrificially burn my favorite sex toy.
6 0 Reply"I'm learning things about you I never meant to and I regret doing so."
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