My tummy hurts from eating too much ice cream.
My tummy hurts from eating too much ice cream.
I'm also lactose intolerant, but the devil doesn't sleep just cause I stopped fightin' him.
I also refuse to tolerate lactose. Godspeed.
41 0 ReplyThis made my partner and me laugh out loud. Thank you.
19 0 ReplyIt made me shoot milk out of my nose!
Which is troubling because I was drinking Diet Pepsi.
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Out here making the real sacrifices.
18 0 ReplySomebody's got to. 😤
10 0 ReplyYou are not the Batman the people wanted. Or the Batman the city needs. You aren't Batman. But you ARE a hero serving the needs the people don't have but we didn't need pumpkin spice lattes yet here we are. I salute you not Batman.
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You don't need me telling you this, but if you're lactose intolerant, try the lactose enzyme supplements before and after a meal to help digestion.
Lactaid I think is one of them
16 1 ReplyOh, I took 'em. But I ate too much. It was like a man versus a military.
17 0 ReplyI'm in the same boat after Alfredo pizza, some delicious iced Raspberry sticks and a glass of milk (to take the fire away from the pepper flakes that were a lot stronger than anticipated) 😅 popped like 6 lactase enzyme pills by the time I was done and good Lord my ass still has a barking spider hiding up in there somewhere! 🤣🍑💨
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I accidentally ate a 12 pack of ice cream sandwiches in one sitting last month.
8 0 ReplyYou too?!
3 0 Replydid you trip and fall onto them? like, after #6 how was it accidental?
I'm frankly impressed you survived the experience, imagine it was....something on the other side.
2 0 ReplyHa. Like that time I accidentally a Coca-Cola bottle.
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have some tea.
8 0 ReplyIt's almost time for sleep, otherwise I would love some. The caffeine would definitely clear me out.
3 0 ReplyPeppermint tea or a spoonful of peppermint oil is my go to for lactose (or any kind) of stomach ache. Tastes like toothpaste, but it works great!
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Get some rest and go find some bacon. Until you can we'll be thinking of you.
6 0 ReplyIs this really a remedy? Like how they say fatty foods and bread help with a hangover or something?
1 0 ReplyMaineMaple and bacon ice cream is good2 0 Reply
What kind of ice cream??
5 0 ReplyI had my butter pecan ice cream blended into a shake, and I got a small scoop of a flavor called Cookie Monster (blue sweet cream ice cream with cookie dough and Oreo's) since I really wanted to try it.
5 0 ReplyOh damn that sounds fantastic!!
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As someone who is clearly sensitive to multiple food types but seemingly completely incapable of figuring it out, you have my sympathies.
5 0 ReplyLook at the bright side — you probably won’t have to worry about weight gain. It’s just going to exit the other end in a hurry.
4 0 Replyin a hurry.
or all at once. NEVER TRUST A FART people, trust me on this one. NEVER.
5 0 ReplyPoints to you
This is what hurt looks like, people. Note it well.
Puts a hand on your shoulder
You didn't deserve to be betrayed like that. Neither did your pants. It's not your fault.
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Hell yea, the porcelain rodeo is the part I look forward to
4 0 ReplyYeehaw! 🤠
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Hmm if you drink vinegar will it turn into cheese? Cheese is easier to digest than milk.
4 0 ReplyOr even BETTER! It stays in, mixes into cheese, comes out as a cheese...log. A cheddar loaf, if you will. A veritable effluence of proper stinky cheese.
4 2 ReplyBETTER
-_- really?
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maybe beware of dehydration
4 0 ReplyVegan ice creams are pretty tasty. Signed, devil #2
4 0 ReplyI ate a half a loaf of bread in one sitting once and then discovered that eating that much bread in one go will fuck you up. Bread sweats are real. I was soaking in sweat and shivering, horrific cramps are the worst shits.
Never again.
3 0 ReplyI found out I was mildly lactose intolerant when I started pounding Whey protein shakes during a bulking cycle.
Farting like a draught horse.
2 0 ReplyThere's a few whey proteins that are lactose free. Hope that helps. :)
2 0 ReplyYeah anything made with isolate instead of concentrate has way less issues.
Still... it was almost hilarious how bad it was.
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You're clearly a man of culture as well.
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I ate two boxes of cereal in 4 days. I now have the shits, chills, nausea, heartburn, weakness and general feeling of death disease.
2 0 Replydo you take lactaid
1 0 ReplySo much.
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Factorio.... Any game that's design-based simulation. Those can draw you in forever
But the real answer is, whatever your friend group does, socialization adds depth and replayability to almost any game. Go with your friend group
1 0 ReplyI accidentally ate a 12 pack of ice cream bars in one sitting last month.
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