Okay but I don't really do any of those things? I ride a bike, exclusively buy secondhand clothes and tech, and don't eat chocolate. Maybe you do, but don't put that shit on me Reddit boi.
People who criticize capitalism and live imperfect lifestyles are hypocritical.
People who criticize capitalism and live near perfect lifestyles (at least when it comes to not participating in consumerism) are unreasonable moralising evangelists.
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