Everyone's favorite shaft-like Wiglett is getting the plush treatment
Everyone's favorite shaft-like Wiglett is getting the plush treatment
Spread your wallets. The Pokémon Center Store has dropped a new 10 ¼ inch plush. This one depicts everyone’s favorite protrusion, Wiglett.
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I'm dead
The plush stands firmly at 10 ¼ inch length and 4 ¾ inches wide, which is quite a bit below average for your standard Wiglett. It’s held up by a large, sack-like base. Its long, pale shaft will no doubt delight company when you display it for all to see. The store page notes that its body is bendable, so it should stay rigid and erect as you pose it into different configurations. Meanwhile, its soft body invites you to take it into bed with you so you can spend all night together.
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I saw this a few days ago and couldn’t believe my eyes that it’s actually real
Penis
It looks like a really bad circumcision