competitive sex = Porn,
Idk I’ve had a relationship where climax scores were kept. The opposite of casual sex might be a relationship between petty people.
Casual gaming implies the existence of formal gaming.
We also have:
- black tie gaming
- business casual gaming
- cocktail gaming
There are as many types of gaming as there are categories of clothing and apparel, then.
...Hazmat gaming: 1) (console gamers) doing couch co-op on someone else's couch and you really don't want to think about the condition of the couch in question. 2) (PC gamers) gaming while doing Half-Life cosplay? Dunno? Something???
Nah, the opposite is formal sex which is when it's between two people with very tight schedules, so they plan it via email
To whom it may concern,
Regarding your proposal of "smashing dat ass", I am amenable. Is there a good time/day in your schedule over the next week? I could likely find 5 minutes Tuesday evening or Friday morning this week or late next week excluding Thursday.
Best, (Signature goes here)
They shake hands before and after.
I'm only silver, can anyone help me grind to platinum?
depends, does it help if you group with someone who’s in iron?
Even better, I need someone to just crush all day. All that matters to me is making shots.
Man is it just me or is lemmy actually popping off lately?
I've been thinking the the same thing! I'm seeing a lot more interesting content posted here
In April 2023, Swedish newspaper Göteborgs-Posten debunked the claims, stating that the Swedish Sex Federation's application for membership had been denied by the Swedish Sports Confederation (RF).
Booooooo :(
so sad
Personally I'm a sex speedrunner champ 😎
And then there’s causal sex.
What if I want to.have sex faster than 300,000,000m/s?
That would violate sexual relativity.
My MMR for sex must be through the roof because I've never lost a match.
Does undefined count as through the roof?
-1 means infinite doesn't it?
You must play at least 10 rounds to be ranked. Single-player playtime does not contribute.
Obligatory "Oglaf, so holy fuck not safe for work"
Oh yeah now I feel motivated. -Vergil, probably
Nero:
If ranked competitive sex is a thing, then the number one in the scene must be Lisa Sparks for sleeping with 919 men in one day.
Yup, that sounds pretty cumpetitive to me.
Man, I should play DMC5 again...
Barbados Slim got a gold medal in it.
Yes. Much like sports, you have professional and high performance Olympic level.
