You're kidding, but you're not wrong. I worked for Whole Foods pre-Amazon and the number of people who returned eggs or flagged me down upon finding a feather was concerning.
Why would I be scared?
it is not the default to get eggs with the cuticle intact in the US.
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Thievin bampot!
I cross posted it! Pushed the button! I even kept your title.
Should I have shared a link to the post instead?
Not at all, I'm just joking 😃
The more posts on UK subs the better. Did you see how upset some of the yanks were on the other post? I got a fuckin death threat via PM 😂
Waitrose even sell green eggs - perfect with ham!!
Next you’ll be posting unrefrigerated butter out on the counter!
Blows their cover by using the word "counter" to refer to the kitchen worktop :)