Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world Flying Squid @lemmy.world 10 mo. ago

Okay, okay, you talked me into coffee.

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It looks like the name of the place is "Meh".
- That's exactly the type of place that would be apathetic enough to mention the raptors as an afterthought.
- _Meh Mela is in Wenatchee, Washington
  
  Here, I zoomed out further for reference:
  
  I don't like this location of the tables on the street. In summer, the dust from passing cars will fly into your cup of coffee.
  
  I know of several cafes located near the park area. There are a lot of trees and shrubs around. It is a good place for relaxation and dates.
- It's ironic.
- I read, "Mela", though I also thought "meh" at first
The sign doesn’t say there were no raptors inside…
That's why I won't go back to the office. It's just too scary with all those raptors
- Just get used to it. More people get killed by the flu than by raptors now.
  
  That's what the raptors want us to think.
Coffee shop named ‘meh’. tbh I’m feeling pretty ‘meh’ about it.
- I think it's "mela".
- I agree. I'm gonna risk the raptors.
So are they insinuating that everybody in the world who's not inside that coffee shop is at risk of being eaten by a raptor?

If so, I'm afraid we're all doomed.
- Only the Tastiest Livers can be Saved.
  
  I feel like somehow your comment is more relevant to this post
- There are other coffee shops.
  
  Are you sure that they are raptor save too tho?
I bet raptors would appreciate my humor
- They would laugh as they ate your face.
  
  you're just saying that because you don't appreciate my humor /s
  
  better not to risk it indeed
That... is an iguanodon.
- If you haven't already, please go treat yourself to the YouTube channel YDAW (your dinosaurs are wrong)!
  
  I bet this guy has a lot of fans between the ages of 8 and 14 who are suspiciously knowledgeable about paleontology. And who also look at the middle of his nose when talking to him.
- That's just what the velociraptors want you to think.
This sign would be more effective for a gun store. Here you just get the coffee but then what? The raptors are still waiting for you except now you smell better.
- I'm so glad to live in a country where gun stores are a foreign concept.
  
  But are you safe from Raptors?
- Raptors are notoriously allergic to coffee.
  
  Yet another failing of the public education system
- But with coffee you are juiced up enough to... Oh no, YOU were the cause of all those juiced-up raptors out there, running around like Captain Janeway looking for her next fix!? :-( :-P
What if they learn to open doors?
Lol they're so kooky omg! We just have to go inside for a coffee!!
Isn't a raptor a bird?
- They probably mean this Raptor
  
  It's a bird! It's a plane!
- They mean velociraptor, but they're called raptors in Jurassic Park multiple times, so...
  
  "velociraptor"
  
  cause those thing in jp are not velociraptors
Yo is that an RX8? Nice. Don't see them much.

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