BestOfLemmy @lemmy.world Maven (famous) @lemmy.world 5 mo. ago

Career nursing assistant explains the hygiene around eating ass in extreme detail

sh.itjust.works /comment/7992560

Honestly probably the best written post I've seen on Lemmy.

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I'm still not truly convinced it's not some kind of meme/ weird in-joke that I just don't get. Like, that just seems so obviously unsanitary and with no obvious appeal that I just cannot accept that it can be something that more than a extremely tiny fraction of people actually do
- Kissing is similarly gross if you think about it.
  
  I guess you eat a lot of shit?
  
  Read the comment, it's talked about by the nurse
- I dated a girl for a bit who really, really loved having her ass eaten and vice versa so... I don't think it is. I'm pretty sure my distaste for it was a factor in her calling things off.
- I feel the exact same way.
  
  I don't know anyone who beats about it IRL, and I couldn't think of a bigger turnoff.
  
  I'm sure it happens, but it's gotta be a very very small percentage of people.
- It's definitely not a meme. About half my partners have wanted it done to them, wanted to do it to me, or both. It's feels good.
- I’m curious to see how it feels, but have zero interest in performing it on someone else. I have enough trouble going down on my partner that squirts.
  
  Yeah the idea of getting pissed into my mouth doesn't do much for me.
- It’s only unsanitary if you’re unsanitary though.
  
  The whole point of the linked post is that it’s always unsanitary. If you trust someone who claims to be a nurse on the Internet.
...how common are worms in humans?
- Yeah, fuck, it's written like every second person has worms.
  
  Sampling bias of being around literal assholes all the time, for one. Second, nearly every animal not being or under the care of a human has parasitic whatevers. Not a question of if they have them, but what kind.
  
  For them, they probably do. The nurse said that their job included it, and most healthcare people who are having to go hands-on with a patient for cleaning purposes aren't doing it for fun, but because the person needed it.
  
  You don't travel to third world countries to eat rural villager ass?
- Some 25% of the world has some kind of intestinal parasite. Though you can already guess most occur in tropical, undeveloped regions. Couldn't find any stats for United States
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works thanks for the incredible write up!
- Glad you enjoyed my ass... writing
  
  Lmfao, just a nurse chiming in to say I appreciate the shit out of you. Pun intended
  
  I have to ask- is eating pussy or licking balls really more sanitary? If buttcheeks are problematic for bacterial regrowth, surely an asshole (less likely to be freshly cleaned at that) an inch away from the thing you’re licking is also a source for that.
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I've wondered where this obsession with eating ass comes from. Then I remember most people are stupid and want to belong to a flock, like a sheep.
- This is exactly what I would expect to read from a normy who never had their ass eaten.
  
  And never will. Just like I'll never eat a literal piece of shit just to "fit in." But you do you, Shooter.
- Sheep eat ass?
  
  Not sure, but they are stupid, and really like to belong to a trib... I mean flock.
- You seriously think that people eat ass because of peer pressure? :D I personally just have massive kink for it
Comment was deleted. You should have screen shat it.
- It's not deleted. The link appears to be broken though. Try this one: https://sh.itjust.works/comment/7992560
  
  That's no better. Sync doesn't load ~~anything~~ the comment and browser says "Server error".
  
  It should actually be https://sh.itjust.works/comment/8043973
The assumption that you're not making any contact with fecal material if you're not eating ass is fallacious to begin with. There's a certain point where you just gotta realize you have an immune system for a reason.
- If you're anti-mask and don't eat ass you're wasting your life.
Wow, that was one seriously risky click. Completely lost my appetite for lunch, and that was after skipping breakfast because I was rushed this morning.

Goddammit, I hope this hasn’t killed supper for me as well.
Where does it say anyone in this meme is a career nursing assistant? Did I miss that part or are we making shit up as usual?
- It's not in the meme. The link should take you to a specific comment that is by a career nursing assistant.
  
  Edit: here's a Direct link
  
  Ahh. I have .ml blocked/filtered from my feed. Thats why.
.world link for ease of access.
- Thanks. The boost app copies the post/comment link using the instance of the person who posts it. I'm sure this will help people.
stds are a removed too. look it up on wikipedia and all your dreams are dead.
Eating ass is repulsive. Sucking on toes is where it's at.
- Imo, both are repulsive. Also, kissing, sucking dick, and eating pussy are all repulsive. Vaginal and anal sex are pretty repulsive too when you think about it. Humans are disgusting animals. That being said, I love all of the above and will take as much as I possibly can until I'm physically unable to.
  
  Praise tha lawd hallelujah!
  
  Amen!
  
  Yeah, I'm sitting here wondering how these people do things and enjoy life. Like, if people understood from a microbiology level how filthy literally everything is, they'd realize frankly none of it matters.
- Did you know that (at least using the Boost app) you can add tags to people's names and it appears on every comment/post they make?
  
  Have sex with a hundred women, no one bats an eye. Fuck a goat once.. 😭
  
  PS: I dare you to tag me Goat Fucker.
  
  Does this work on Eternity?

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