I'm just gonna go out on a limb and ruffle some feathers and say it's node.js
People sure like to dunk on PHP. I'll take whatever flak for this, but this is the kind of meme a .NET fanboy or Ruby on Rails bro would make when they haven't touched any languages other then their prescious, and don't know wtf they're talking about.
PHP, after all these years, is STILL running 78% of all sites. That's not because it's garbage or the worst. It's solid, reliable, mature and very well documented. And I say this as someone who has gladly moved to Python, but also work in in others.
PHP was the first language I did any significant coding in. I will never use it again if I can at all avoid it.
Pretty sure brain fuck should be on this list.
Yuuuuup. PHP is the worst.
