Frenchman handed jail sentence after wife finds him sexually assaulting a chicken
Frenchman handed jail sentence after wife finds him sexually assaulting a chicken
A Frenchman has been given a three-month suspended prison sentence after he was caught red-handed and no doubt red-faced by his wife as he sexually assaulted one of his chickens.
The result:
The man in question:
Ok i have ...nothing to say that's worth saying sheesh why ? Don't even wanna say f**k that guy .
In his defence, the hens hadn’t been laying enough eggs and the local vet told him they needed a cock.
Guy took it too litterally
thatsthejoke
I suspect he was just trying to poule himself off
Did you just misspell Florida twice?
Cock blocked again by the authorities
Fowl play!
Reminds me of Crackers in Pink Flamingos. Hilarious film, do check it out.
I wish abusing animals for taste pleasure would carry the same sentence as abusing them for sexual pleasure.
Edit: I wonder how the people downvoting this are rationalising their own animal abuse behaviour in contrast to the animal abuse behaviour of the chicken fucker.
Even vegetarians hate people like you; despite what you think you're doing, you just make people want to eat more meat just to piss you off
Might even fuck a pigeon tonight I dunno