Help @CountBinface@mastodon.world become Mayor of London.
Help @CountBinface@mastodon.world become Mayor of London.
Hello! My name is Count Binface, intergalactic space warrior, democrac… Count Binface needs your support for Help Count Binface run for Mayor of London 2024!
Count Binface, intergalactic space warrior, democracy-lover, and croissant-price-cap crusader.
It's a first-past-the-post election - the Tories changed the electoral system because they knew they couldn't win it in a fair vote. The Tories have also nominated Susan Hall as their candidate - a right-wing extremist, Trump-supporter, culture wars lunatic, swivel-eyed Islamphobic.
In an election like this, if you're going to vote for a joke candidate then you might as well just vote for the Tory directly.
A splendid chap, but I happen to think Sadiq is doing a decent job. The Count can probably find a better target
2024 Bindependence Day!
The hero we need
Love me some Count Binface.
Why don't we just elect Boris again? :/