I organized the non-stick cooking spray meme into a flowchart and made it open-source
I organized the non-stick cooking spray meme into a flowchart and made it open-source
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* This DOT code is provided under the Creative Commons Zero (CC0) license.
* For details, see: https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/
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nonspray [label="non-spray"]
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nt_cooking [label="cooking"]
nt_spray [label="spray"]
ns_cooking [label="cooking"]
ns_stick [label="stick"]
nc_spray [label="spray"]
nc_stick [label="stick"]
nt_c_s [label="spray"]
nt_s_c [label="cooking"]
ns_c_t [label="stick"]
ns_t_c [label="cooking"]
nc_s_t [label="stick"]
nc_t_s [label="spray"]
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nc_t_s_i [label="" image="nc_t_s.jpg"]
nc_s_t_i [label="" image="nc_s_t.jpg"]
splines=curved
here -> nonstick
here -> noncooking
here -> nonspray
nonstick -> nt_cooking
nonstick -> nt_spray
nonspray -> ns_cooking
nonspray -> ns_stick
noncooking -> nc_spray
noncooking -> nc_stick
nt_cooking -> nt_c_s
nt_spray -> nt_s_c
ns_cooking -> ns_c_t
ns_stick -> ns_t_c
nc_stick -> nc_t_s
nc_spray -> nc_s_t
nt_c_s -> nt_c_s_i
nt_s_c -> nt_s_c_i
ns_c_t -> ns_c_t_i
ns_t_c -> ns_t_c_i
nc_t_s -> nc_t_s_i
nc_s_t -> nc_s_t_i
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I would like to point out that flamethrowers shoot napalm, which is very sticky by design.
Thank you for your time.
30 0 ReplyI also hear it has a pleasant smell, especially in the morning.
13 0 ReplyI found your Ted presentation very informative, Fuckfuckmyfuckingass.
9 0 ReplyA blast furnace would be more accurate I think
6 0 Replygenerally only military flametrowes use liquid fuels (like napalm)
most other flametrowers are gas (gaseus fuel not petrol) powered.
essentially just big blowtorches3 0 Reply
8 0 ReplyDOT/graphviz is great, very useful for making diagrams in reports and such. Now I just wish there was a flavor of Markdown that supported embedded DOT graphs along with LaTeX math. Then we would have truly unprecedented typesetting POWERRRRR!!
3 0 ReplyCheck out Mermaid, btw. You might like it too.
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you used the shit butter (fixed). Elgin-style butter sticks (a.k.a. "east coast butter") are half as hard to slice through and you can slice them twice as precisely. it's just a better way to package butter and i will die on that hill.
well maybe i won't die for them but i will at least pay $2 extra for them whenever i'm on the west coast.
1 0 ReplyEverybody's a critic!
But I agree that longer is better. 😜
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To release this in public domain all the pictures in it should be free as well
1 0 ReplyThe DOT code is CC0, which itself doesn't include any images. To compile this meme, you would have to find your own images. Kind of like finding proprietary blobs to build libreboot.
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