fml

Yea, but being soft on myself also doesn't work, and I just lose my patience with myself real quick because it's annoying that I never get anything done.
- if neither works then you might as well be kind to yourself, ne
- I think the trick is to be kind to yourself but to try different methods to solve your issues until you find one that fits. For example, a lot of people are helped by just having a schedule beforehand, so that's generally one of the first things that get recommended.
Been trying it for thirty years, maybe another thirty will do the trick! Persistence is key!
/s
Someone please sedate me...
SO much this! Thank you so much friend.
I'm still alive so it's obviously not working.

I made this meme while screaming at myself: "WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU MAKING A MEME ABOUT THIS SHIT NOW INSTEAD OF JUST WORKING?!"
- Straight up I'm on my 2nd break post nap since noon (literally less than 2 hours ago)
  I've got so much crap to do today and I'm all out of function already

lol, funny meme

YOU BARELY HAVE ANY TIME LEFT! WHY ARE YOU SITTING THERE! GET THE FUCK UP! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! GO! GO! GO! DO IT NOW! EEEY! FUCK YOU STUPID IDIOT! DO THE TASKS! YOU BARELY HAVE ANY TIME LEFT! WHY ARE YOU SITTING THERE! GET THE FUCK UP! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! GO! GO! GO! DO IT NOW! EEEY! FUCK YOU STUPID IDIOT! DO THE TASKS! YOU BARELY HAVE ANY TIME LEFT! WHY ARE YOU SITTING THERE! GET THE FUCK UP! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! GO! GO! GO! DO IT NOW! EEEY! FUCK YOU STUPID IDIOT! DO THE TASKS!

"Hey bud, I know you're having a hard time working right now, and that's a pretty good meme but maybe let's just set a stopwatch and do at least 15 minutes of work before going back to memes. Don't keep an eye on the stopwatch but you can check it if you really feel like you want to check memes. Okay good luck. "

Best I can do, for some positive self talk

Hey let's all respond to this thread with whatever we're currently procrastinating.

I'll go first:

Pooping. Gym. Shower. Sleep.

How can you guys procrastinate eating? If anything, when I'm bored, i eat, each and every single time. Honestly asking, how would it work for a person like me
- I don't understand how your comment was in response to my comment.
I'd like to get up and take a shower now so I can start my day. That has been the plan for the past hour.
- sometimes I get randomly motivated and I cannot control when or how, but somehow your comment motivated me to stop procrastinating and I just sprang into action and the last 30 minutes were quite productive. I owe it all to you. Thank you.

If I can still hear you badgering me to do shit then my techno isn't loud enough.

True!

I feel personally attacked

why u hate me?

I feel bad because his condition literally prevented him from accomplishing basic job functions, but wtf else are we supposed to do? We are engineers not mental health specialists or day care workers, we are busy and have just enough pay and resources to do our own jobs, not sit around and babysit a grown man who can’t focus on easy things. We have our own lives and kids to worry about, and this guy won’t even take medication.
The real problem is the super structure that wasn't made to accept the divergent. If we really care about all people we should bring this down and propose a new drive for production instead of profit.
mate this is not the place for this

fucking @ me next time