username is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
46 1 Replyusername is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
28 1 ReplyI see you've met my daughter.
"Moooom! Dad tried to make me eat broccoli!!"
18 1 ReplyWhen that happens on your own machines it's at the same level of Windows' "contact your system administrator" messages
13 0 ReplyOnce Ubuntu couldn't finish an upgrade and GDM told me to contact my system administrator. On my computer.
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zsh: command not found: $eat
17 1 Replysudo apt install eat
mkdir food
touch food/babyfood
eat --autofill applepuree food/babyfood
eat food/babyfood
If refuses, use
eat -f
. If the baby still refuses, it means you don't have permissions to the baby which means it's not your baby!23 1 Replyif it's not your baby and it's hungry, just sudo chmod 666 it, so everyone can feed it, but nobody can execute it.
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eat
s' quantifier is apparently greedy by default7 0 ReplyCursed as fuck man
7 0 Reply$sudo
’s an unset variable on your machine5 0 ReplyMake me a sandwich...
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