Water, water, everywhere...

I had the urge while out the other day and had to wipe, like a peasant. Bidets should be a right in the kingdom.

Idk about you guys, but I typically don’t watch other people wipe their ass lol

Why would you want to watch that?

We had them and then moved to a new place with solid metal lines going to the toilet so I couldn't reinstall our bidets. I lived in luxury for years only to have it snatched away... Don't take your bidet for granted people.

I just do that dog thing where I hitch my legs up and use my arms to drag my ass down the hallway runner.

It's a life changing purchase.

Meanwhile 1000 generations of Indians stare at you disgusted by your over reliance on technology.

I always feel like somebody's watching me

And I have no privacy...

can't believe david tennant's husband was the head of one of the largest and most power vampires in the world and david tennant was a vampire expert.

Pff If it it's extra funky I just spread my cheecks and do a good-morning in the shower

Funny thing is during the time period of the folks dressed here…. They were dirty nasty and thought taking baths actually made you sick. These guys would have had shit encrusting there assholes in cookie cutter shapes like stars and hearts, and they would have smelled worse than a alcoholic who pissed themselves on the subway.

"Wipers watching bidet users spray their nasty all over." Two sides of the same coin if you ask me. The happy medium is the dry wipe followed by the wet wipe then another dry.

I just lick it off

Dude wipes coming in clutch. Watch me clean my asshole all day long friends.

TIL bidet users like staring at people who wipe.

Imagine caring about how anyone else (aside for your intimate partner and/or possibly someone you care for) cleans their own asshole.. 🤯

Imagine getting a toilet to piss on your arsehole and feeling smug about it.

As someone that had a fancy bidet and returned it my main selling point was "reduce tp" during covid. It just didn't work with its fan blowing, I still had to use tp to dry my ass afterwards ans to thr people that say, "just use a towel" like wtf then you have a shit ass stinking towel next to you in the bathroom. Especially so since I wash my towels after a use. Point is the heated swat is goated, the wet ass and weat fan dry function is no and they aren't for me. I will scape my ass with tp will Sahara dry.