(Seriously though this parent comment is my new copypasta)
I am not saying police in my country are perfect but they at least aren't this bad. I can see why ancaps and regular anarchists are are a big thing in the USA.
If it's a choice, I'l take the dog.
At least the dog doesn't plant drugs and weapons on you after they fuck you up.
I would totally watch this movie: Lady Cop & Werewolf.
Sargent Angua?
Damnit, beat me by 2 min
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