What You're acc to your fav language

What does it say about a person like me who reads all these damn memes even though I don't know jack shit about programming?

Ah yes, React - my favorite programming language

Anyone who says Matlab is their favorite programming language is very misguided

"You are an engineer and a nerd"

We call them "enginerds", thank you very much.

My relationship with JavaScript is more like an abusive relationship that I can't escape from because it pays all the bills.

Not all of these are programming languages btw

What You're acc to your fav language

Parse error in /usr/lib/dict/en_all.h

MATLAB is such a scam. Luckily a growing amount of universities are starting to realise it.

I am not a nerd, I am actually a gigachad. Selfie

If you recognize them all, you're a double nerd

Ah yes, React my favorite programming language.

Mine is "nobody cares about camels anymore"

What about PowerShell?

Elixir: Look of superiority

Omg, it's scary how accurate this is!
I am a nerd!

Why are we all accumulators?

I don't have a favorite language, I just hate haskell less than all the other languages I have tried.

No kotlin eh?

PHP: You're not a nerd. But you are at least trying.

Im not an engineer angery

Well shit. It's got me dead to rights on a couple of these.

It seems to me some of those should be "you're a masochist and a nerd" when they're somebody's favorite language.

Look, I was forced to learn R (very badly) for my PhD (which I didn’t complete). So technically I’m not a nerd (it’s sadder than that). Yay!!

I don't see Haskell on there!

Lua?

Rust: you are transgender

ASM: you are a nerd

Python: You are a high school student

Java: Your brain is so big you can accomplish anything.

PHP: You could likely do it all in JavaScript

HTML + CSS: You don't know programming but still want to look cool. If you need JavaScript you can ask ChatGPT.

Brainfuck: you like to brag

What about whitespace?

Hey, I’m an engineer and a nerd and I prefer R. It not only does statistics, it lets me show them so clearly a business major can understand the implications

What's the one to the right of Java?

What your favorite programming language says about you:

JavaScript: Error: "You" is undefined

in my completely accurate and objective opinion:

Javascript: you are a frontend web dev (hopefully)
C++: you spent too long learning keywords and classes, you might as well use them
Rust: you like big naked men butt booty wrestling
Asm: you dont know what a 'type' is
Go: you have chosen a perfect language.
React: you know its not a framework, so then it must be a language, right?
Python: either a child, or an ai expert
C: you are a better programmer than everyone else, because you know what a pointer is
PHP: rich
C#: learning game development just because you like video games
Swift: idk really. something to do with apple?
R: ????

i use Rust btw

Chat GPT does all of my coding for me and even scolds people for culture war hot button issues. Life is exactly like the jetsons

What about my boy html?

You R a nerd for the last one.

Where's the geek? I know at least one of these has to require special training, and a geek is just a highly trained nerd.

Let's go HP-VEE

What uf Kotlin is my favorite?

Fucking American class culture and anyone who's not an ignorant idiot is "a nerd". Get fucked, The World

Ah yes, the programming language known as "React JS"

Got 'em. 🫸🫷

O julie

What about Haskell?

Some companies use python instead of Matlab because it's expensive and python is free. I'm also a nerd so....

I'm a pirate. Arrrrr