real actual aristocrats begging for handouts on fucking patreon

Dust the guillotine Pierre, we’ve got heads to chop.

The launch of Mapperton Live has been made possible by a Culture Recovery Fund for Heritage grant.

Also funded by government handouts

Time to take their picture (I am not a photographer)

Just a quick look at the thumbnails and video titles, and my sharpened itself instantly. Then I checked out their Patreon page, and they actually have 420 paid members on there.

anyone got an address for these fucks?

Dude should just get a gig doing commercials for Subway: “As the Earl of Sandwich, I know a good sandwich when I see one. Eat Fresh.”

Idk, I like when aristocrats beg

Buying a cheap noble title and grifting sims (simpletons idolizing monarchy)

time to do a saltburn

They're called Sandwich lmao

cool. anybody stupid enough to give them money deserves to be miserable.

also the only good aristo is a dead aristo

Death to America