Book Shrek absolutely F U C K S
TIL Shrek was a book?
It was! Sadly, this page is altered. The book is wild, but not this wild.
Yeah! A good one, too.
My family has kind of an off kilter sense of humor, so this was a staple as a kid, alongside other classics like the stinky cheese man or the runaway beard.
I was pumped when I found out it was going to be a movie. Disappointed when I found out the movie had almost nothing to do with the book. And then pumped again when I realized the movie is awesome in its own right.
Shrek, you can't just marry... whatever that thing is!
Donkey, I'll marry whatever I want. God can go fuck himself.
Donkey gives no fucks about your outdated morality.
For whoever's curious, the actual text is "So they got hitched as soon as possible. And they lived horribly ever after, scaring the socks off all who fell afoul of them."
I hope this is what the reboot is about.
TdIL Shrek was based on a book.
the good book
God hated Shrek because he didn't watch the movie but join the hate-train.
Glad someone highlighted the relevant parts for me
Link to book PDF for those interested.
"Fat raindrops began sizzling on Shrek's hot knob."
Are you SURE this is the real book and not sometime crowdsourced from 4chan?
Honestly? I don't know what to believe anymore. But it does have a publisher watermark...
