" Pass the beernuts.”
If crows are so smart, why do scarecrows work?
Here's the thing after a little while they don't
Because they’re fucking scary (a crow, probably)
They're smart, not brave
Padum tss
Fun school bus fact: school buses have a prybar as standard equipment, and if you call it a crowbar you lose a point on your CDL examination. Why that matters is a mystery to me.