The man can't leave if he's shitting his brains out.
If you squint it kinda looks like somebody doing that.
Can't unsee
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What the hell did they do to that chicken??? It somehow looks both raw and overcooked at the same time...
Chicken has never been my favourite, but I did kind of enjoy it until about 30 seconds ago.
This looks like old person knees.
Now I can't unsee the knees. Thanks.
If they add crayons they might be able to keep a US Marine.
You know marines aren't allowed crayons.
I’d be willing to bet this was never posted seriously. It’s either a joke; or a photoshop.
It has to be a joke.
But I had a girlfriend like this when I was younger so I think this joke is based in reality!
I was sick so she wanted to make me soup but she didn't know how to cook. She just threw everything in a pot, including chicken pieces, and let it all boil into a mush and then served it to me with an insane amount of fresh parsley.
Bones and all. Cartilage floating. The broth was gray from fat on top.
If this gets him to stay, he's not worth keeping
A couple of bull testicles and some vomit?
Keep the man away, for sure.
Mmm my favorite. Speckled Phlegm and Yellow
This is how you keep a man...on the toilet.
Creamed corn and KD is an acceptable meal, although not anything to brag about making.
The real crime is whatever they did to that chicken. I get diarrhea just looking at it.
A lot of shitty food is often just not plating correctly.
Absolutely creamed corn would look more appealing were it in a bowl. That macaroni could use some garnish and suddenly it'll photograph better.
But that chicken is a nightmare. Nothing is saving that.
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You poison him so he can't leave?
Why are there down votes?
Is this not shitty enough for you?
You people are hard to please.
Got damn! That's the poster for this C/! Like, that, right there is the definition of shitty food pirn
Still better than 90% of the foodporn community.
that chicken was slow roasted over a heated argument
Why is every boomer meme always "Wif bad. get in kichen"
What the hell did they do to that chicken??? It somehow looks both raw and overcooked at the same time...
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