Absolutely delicious

TFW you’re an android, and do not have taste receptors

Runtime error: The system detected the contents to be edible, but the there was an exception in the emotional response interface, defaulting to neutral expression.
- My people need me.
  flies off to metaverse
- lizard
That's right. It says so on the bottom of the screen. It is the model "WebEx" made by "Cisco"

I too understand this meme because I have friends and I’m just like you

The Zuck always manages to give me some pretty heavy "hello fellow humans" vibes.

"See, just like a regular human being, I also enjoy this 'eating'. It's such great fun to put nourishment in our mouth orifices, isn't it? gags"

Hahaha same!
“Don’t mind me, I’m a human doing human things as humans do.”
- Like, if there's one thing that could convince me that lizard people exist, it's Zuck
Especially on camera... I'm just a blue collar schmuck, I'll never know what it's like to work from home, but I can't imagine people are stuffing their faces during zoom calls lol
- I guess it'd depend on the meeting, but I don't think it's too weird in general. Then again I really don't give a hoot about formality or propriety most of the time, so this might not be a common opinion 😅

Why did i read it as sucking cocks

Probably because you associate going over to your friends house with sucking a dick.
Excellent question.
- Yeah but what is the answer?

Jokes aside, I genuinely don't understand why he looks so weird, like a haunted wax dummy version of the real Zuckerberg that's hidden in the basement.

He looks like he was made by Nintendo.

The final boss of NPC tiktokers.

It's cause he's not human and he's eating human food.

How is it that billionaires have such shitty haircuts? You could literally hire someone to live in your closet and give you a fresh trim every morning, yet you look you went to Great Clips and the trainee guy fresh out of cosmetology school fucked up your head with a 5 guard.

He looks like he hasn't slept in a thousand years.

Mark Zuckerberg walks into a bar for horses, then the horse-barkeeper says: "Why such a long face?"

The macaroni's soggy, the peas are mush and the chicken tastes like wood.

It's fucking ridiculous the lengths I have to go through to dodge meals at the in-laws. Luckily my partner is on my side. Her mom can't cook for shit.

Ever went over a friend's house to eat

And the food just ain't no good?

I mean the macaroni's soggy, the peas are mushed,

And the chicken tastes like wood?

He looks like HP Lovecraft. Quick! Check Zuck's cat's name!!

Nyaa... Nyarlathotep

This is why I always find a way to decline dinner invitations.

Why does his eyes are so reddish in these pics. Did he just made a recreational use of certain plant?