so what you're saying is santa is a legitimate military target, got it
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🧑🎄The reply I got for saying 'don't militarize santa' was 'santa isn't real'. Cause no one has ever used fictional character for military propaganda. Fucking simpleton
Col Clause reported MIA after his V-22 crashed in the South China Sea
what is it with yanks and imagining characters from folklore being part of their fascist military
Because the military is legitimately the only form of culture Americans have. Whenever people say Americans have no culture it isn’t true, almost everything is derived from its military heritage.
I dunno. This is Canadian
that's depressing
It’s a Chinese spy sleigh
You should hold down your cousin and fart in their face.
Eh, one of her kids thinks I'm the coolest person ever and I get to be her cool uncle essentially. Good enough
Growing up, my moms reason for not letting us read the lion witch and the wardrobe was the scene where Santa shows up to give all the children weapons. I thought it was a weird reason, but I get it now as an adult.
I now have a neighbor that decorates every year with an inflatable Santa wearing a camouflage uniform and holding a gun.
the lion witch and the wardrobe was the scene where Santa shows up to give all the children weapons.
what the fuck this is a thing in the Lion, Witch, and Wardrobe (which I avoided as a kid just because I thought it was lame lmao)?????
Jolly old St. Nicholaus, patron saint of Pirates.
