Quiet everyone! "Dr." Meat Crank has something important to say about broccoli.

"Vegetables are bad for you and burgers are a superfood."

How are people stupid enough to fall for this shit? Stop being an adult with a palate of a little boy, grow up and find some vegetables you like.

I like broccoli cos it tastes good and works well with lots of recipes as well as being good on its own.

Idk guys, his name is literally Saladino, I think he knows what he's talking about.

Maybe he just wants people to stop eating his relatives

Lmao there are plenty of fruits that cause gi issues too

Potato gang though fr, it's the perfect vegetable and it's cousin, yams, is used to make hrt

Literally having a temper tantrum about having to eat your vegetables is alpha as fuck bro

You were lied to in the sense that all "superfoods" are just bs marketing to sell you the latest cook book.
Spinach, kale and broccoli is good for you, but any argument for why these are good and not apples, seeds, beetroot, carrots, yams, potatoes, pineapple, bananas or whatever is entirely subjective.

You leave my cole crops alone you mother fucker. They are all great and healthy and special little guys.

Guy with an impacted colon:: he's just like me!

that's where you're wrong kiddo

4 yr old Twitter:

You know some poor parent just discovered this person when their kid name-dropped him at dinner.

yes i'm an adult, yes I dont eat vegetables, we exist

googled isothiocyanate

First result

Isothiocyanates are naturally occurring small molecules that are formed from glucosinolate precursors of cruciferous vegetables. Many isothiocyanates, both natural and synthetic, display anticarcinogenic activity because they reduce activation of carcinogens and increase their detoxification. Recent studies show that they exhibit anti-tumor activity by affecting multiple pathways including apoptosis, MAPK signaling, oxidative stress, and cell cycle progression. This review summarizes the current knowledge on isothiocyanates and focuses on their role as potential anti-cancer agents. [1]

The source on wikipedia, the second result

Isothiocyanates may modulate the expression and activity of biotransformation enzymes that are involved in the metabolism and elimination of xenobiotics (e.g., carcinogens) from the body. In cultured cells and animal models, isothiocyanates also exhibited antioxidant and anti-inflammatory activities and interfered with numerous cancer-related targets and pathways. (More information)

Although high intakes of cruciferous vegetables have been associated with a lower risk for cancer, there is insufficient evidence that exposure to isothiocyanates through cruciferous vegetable consumption decreases cancer risk. (More information) [2]

And the jackpot you find on Wikipedia that motherfuckers take to task as surely as the sun rises "Although there has been some basic research on how isothiocyanates might exert biological effects in vivo, there is no high-quality evidence to date for its efficacy against human diseases[Link to [2]]." It's always that. That's the wisdom that these people subsist off of. That is why you can't do porn, seed oils, hot showers, shampoo, etc.

[1] https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4002831/

[2] https://lpi.oregonstate.edu/mic/dietary-factors/phytochemicals/isothiocyanates

Brocoli upsets your feeble tummy? Skill issue

Even if broccoli wasn't super healthy I'd still eat it all the time. It's so good! Raw, salads, soups, curries, roasted ect... So good

Is this guy related to joey salad or whatever that guy's name is?

this shit should be illegal. this shit kills people, promoting a fad diet for profit should be treated as a horrible horrible action. sorry this shit really gets to me.