Dear Santa, I have been a good nonbinary entity this year and only want one thing for Christmas

will be headed

Hope she takes care to wave a white flag while she’s there. You know, to ensure the IOF properly identifies her as a non-combatant

I am coming home

I don't care to learn anything about this person, but am I safe to assume that her ancestors are from no-where near southern Palestine?

Motherfucker, you're afraid of "free parking" signs.

Hamas, I will literally subscribe to your patreon account at the $10/mo tier if you can just pull off the most wholesome christmas miracle for me.

I'm gonna see if I can get my partner to lathe this

She got Kissinger, she can probably get Fartlow

In other news, Milei is also eager to go to Israel too, so I'm saving my wishes

my number one wish re: this is that she sees what happens there and realizes the error of her ways, campaigning against the evils of zionism and growing and changing as a person

a close second is that something extremely funny happens

IDF will shoot her as soon as she gets off the plane

🔻

If the Houthis sink a US destroyer the same week Eve Fartlow gets got by the IDF, I will get the shahada tattoed on my forehead

I hope something funny happens

YOUR HOME IS IN SCOTLAND

Inb4 she’s immediately hit by an IDF missile

The best option is that she sees the IOF being horrifyingly evil and can no longer support them, then becomes anti-Zionist. The most likely option is that she will just ignore any human rights violations.

But an Eve Fartlow redemption arc would be an unexpected way to start 2024.

Future casualty of IDF "kinetic projectile involved incident"

cant find this on her twitter. i want to believe

🔻

At first I thought she said she was going to be beheaded and I got really happy. I think I have lysdexia.

I don't want a lot for christmas
There is just really one thing I need
No I don't care about the presents
Underneath the christmas tree
All I want you is to know
How much I hate you so
So make my wish come truuuue
GO die in Palestine('s land), Soooooon
Baby!

She's going to get a seat near a crying baby on the plane then tweet about how the infant is pro Hamas

I hope the chickens come home to roost too.

Who even is this lady

Born in Scotland, growing up in America, the only 'home' she's going to is the homes of which she supports stealing from Palestinians.

She absolutely isn't going to do this.

But if she is... it'll be a hell of a way to remember her dying this way.