Gastronomical Masterpiece

What fucking godless heathen eats rice with ketchup

As an Asian this whole thread feels so weird and I can't tell if people actually eat rice with ketchup or they are tricking me into trying an abomination

Soy sauce

Uhh.. Soy.. Soy sauce.

If you're asking who'd put rice with ketchup - my sister used to put ketchup on her popcorn. Microwave popcorn. Pre-buttered.

Butter, parmesan, salt and pepper

1 billion dollars with a side of 1 trillion dollars, next question

Gochujang

Soy sauce.

Butter. Nuff said.

Who the hell puts ketchup in rice??

Sir, this is a wendys.

Milk, cinnamon, sugar, raisins. Heat in microwave.

Yum.

Ketchup would be one of my last choices anyway. Maybe with certain mains like fried chicken or chicken fried steak (ok, some people say that's weird but it's what we did at Furr's Cafeteria).

Right now, probably Marie Sharp's Beware Habanero sauce. Second choice, chimichurri.

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Those bottles of chili crisp with the face of an angry/disappointed looking Asian lady on the label. So good.

Roundup herbicide

Butter and salt. Or soy sauce. Anything except ketchup really....

Raw egg cracked in and beaten to temper and cook in piping hot rice. A little soy sauce. Maybe some sesame seeds.

Tamago kake gohan.

Teriyaki and Sriracha

Laoganma

Mayonnaise.

Butter, salt & black pepper.

My 9 year old literally eats steamed rice with ketchup and if given this choice he would just it to die.

An egg

Japanese barbeque sauce

KEWPIE Deep-Roasted Sesame Dressing and Sriracha Hot Chili Sauce

This combo hits all the right flavor notes.

Femboy cum

Teriyaki sauce

Garum, obviously. Ave, Imperator!

Blood, blood! Gallons of the stuff!

Tabasco.

salted butter

Salt may not be sauce, but it's the only answer

Sweet chili or Tonkatsu.

I'm probably going to be slaughtered by an angry mob for mentioning this, but pesto also works.

Satay I think

Rice seasoning and soy sauce.

Sweet and Sour, makes like a pseudo-dessert thing. That or soy dosed with wasabi~

Garlic sauce and sambal oelek

Mashing feta cheese into hot rice is amazing

Taco Bell hot sauce packets

Anus? Or?

It rhymes…

Sesame Seed oil

Good rice, well prepared, needs no sauce. Ketchup wouldn’t even enter my mind.

Sweet & Sour

alfredo sauce. brings me right back to big family nights out at olive garden when my dad would slip the waiter five bucks to pretend like they just ran out of pasta

With egg fried rice I see no problem with such proposition.

Just recently I ate rice with some sweet soy sauce, kewpie mayo, and spicy chili sauce. The chili sauce can be replaced with some ketchup instead if it's out.

Rice is perfect. I'm not putting anything on it.

Can't believe no one's said spritz of lemon juice yet. That was my go to as a kid.

Kewpie and Maggi seasoning

Okay but if you've never had rice with sesame seed dressing you're depriving yourself. Shit's like magic.

Chocolate Quik or Maple Syrup

homemade chili sauce, likely some soy sauce and tomato paste

Tamago-kake gohan. Mix up soy sauce and a raw egg and pour over the rice. If it's piping hot it will slightly cook. Great for a hangover!

Hoisin sauce

apple sauce. seriously, try it.

don't mix them together right away, but scoop them after each other with a fork.

Curry. Or season it with pepper, curcuma and garlic.

Melted cheese or coco milk with curry

Sweet chili sauce

I like a more traditional Asian taste, so crunchy peanut butter with mayonnaise melted into it to create a saucy texture.

Molé, I put that shit on everything.

🫘🫘🫘🫘 (beans)

lao gan ma

sugar and fat like ghee

I have a friend who puts ketchup on ANYTHING. I've seen him order $30 medium rare steaks at nice restaurants and then smother them in ketchup. People we don't know at all have come up to us just to ask about it, and they've all left just as confused and angry about it as we (his friends) are.