Out of the frying pan

Anyone who's spent 15 years on 4chan has no business calling anyone stupid, to be totally fair
- Just because I’m a dumb fucking idiot doesn’t mean other people aren’t idiots too. Game recognizes game.
- let's give him the benefit of the doubt that he maybe did a few other things during those 15 years. like maybe he went outside sometimes. maybe even had a job.
- On 4chan that would not even be an insult . 4chan can be far far more creative than that.

Complains about toxic community they're leaving
Proceeds to be toxic in new community and gets pissy when they're banned.
They're so indoctrinated they run straight back to the cesspool when they're confronted with their own toxicity.

Seems like good moderation. A weeks-old account taking to personal attacks getting temp banned is a good thing. They're usually dodging a ban, but catching channers as collateral is a pleasant benefit.

A speed run technique to get shadow banned on reddit is to create a new account and then immediately message /u/spez saying
"YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DID TO AARON."
Source: A little birdie told me.
- Or you could just send a middle finger emoji and let the bird say it itself...

I once got banned on 4chan for calling a christofashist a fucking retarded crackpot hobo conspiracy theorist
- Was it a brown board or a blue board?
  
  Brown one ofc

Reddit's ban hammer has gotten so bad it's crazy. The idea is to make the place absolutely plain vanilla.
- Can't get that sweet sweet ad revenue if your content isn't 100% in line with advertising expectations. God forbid there are any deviants on a site that positioned itself as weird and quirky for the first decade of its existence.