how to achieve your rules
checking account? 14 dollars?! dohohoho, you overestimate me.
Right!? Look at Mr. Rockefeller over here with his fancy checking account at his fancy bank! 'Oooh, look at me! I have so much money, I let other people hang on to it!' Pfsh... What a fat cat.
Oh I thought it was gonna be your dream can be getting an earring
It's giving "stop eating avocado on toast"