God Rule
God Rule
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Inventing dick is more than a little gay and I'm glad he did it.
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Foreskin 👌
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Yo God is holding the Holy Hand Grenade
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If we're talking nature, God has some really twisted ideas about sex and procreation in general.
Just ask bedbugs ("traumatic insemination") or angler fish ("parasitic mating").
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Did he make bedbugs and angler fish in his image?
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Bedbug and angler fish version of original sin
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Or ducks or sea otters
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This legitimately keeps homophobes up at night.
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They'd just reply you "fell from grace" sometime after birth, due to sin.
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God is so gay he forgot to make women a thing at first
He had him consider all the animals first 😬