NonCredibleDefense @lemmy.world PugJesus @kbin.social 1 yr. ago

Common They/Them army W

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they/them and was/were
Cluster munitions to contain 2% glitter by weight.
- Supposedly the U.S. military is the largest buyer of glitter so that makes sense.
  
  Do you have a source? I searched and found an article but the supplier wouldn't say. Just speculation.
Spartans were good at war

Spartans loved smashing ass

Therefore smash ass to be good at war
- Spartans were kind of shit at war.
  
  Now, the Theban Sacred Band? THEY were good at war and smashing ass
  
  I think that view is an overcorrection to their inflated reputation. They, like every other Classical Greek state, had their comparative times of strength and weakness.
  
  Didn't Spartans bang their battle bros?
- They also really liked smashing underage boy asses during Spartan training for the boys🤔
  
  That, supposedly, is a bit of misinformation spread by NAMBLA types. The Greeks apparently didn't care for too large an age gap in pederastic relationships, and 16 was roughly considered to be the socially acceptable age to begin one.
  
  Not great by modern standards but certainly better than some, and better than they treated women who were often considered marriable at 14. Though at least that was better than the Roman 12, and Aristotle even argued that 21 was the most appropriate age for healthy children (fertility periods being their primary concern)
  
  A strong anus means you won't shit yourself in battle
It’s Kyiv
- I mean, probably not to the Russian troll that published the original meme
Inclusivity means more soldiers
It's they/them because there are so many of them.
Can't wait for the abrams and f16s to arrive and take Ukraine into a decisive victory.

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