Chiropractor, osteopath, reflexolog, naturopath or homeopath?
Reflexolog sounds like a prescription drug name I see on tv commercials. Maybe for like constipation or something. And they could show slow motion clips of logs flowing down a stream or something.
The one with a baseball bat.
Do you end the session with a honk honk from your nose?
Course not, puddin'.
The therapist only exists in their mind, and they have a narcissistic personality disorder
That'll be $300
Oof, better move to a country where it's free (yeah, those exist)
Moving to said country, however, is not.