Did you hear about the guy who was fired from the keyboard factory?
Did you hear about the guy who was fired from the keyboard factory?
He wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Reminds me of the guy who used to work at the dairy processing plant. They caught him skimming.
Well, maybe they should have some key performance reviews.
Good thing they were keeping tabs on him.
Nice, this joke works in Swedish too! First time I've seen a joke work perfectly like this in both languages.
I mean... The words are the same, but how would you work in the fact that he's both putting in shifts, and working them? How would you phrase it? I'm having trouble making it a smooth joke in Swedish.
He had to look for Alt-erternative employment
He'd just barely entered this field, but he may need to return to his old one
There is no escape
Previously, the poor guy worked at a fab for mobile processors. The task was simple, catch wafers falling from machines fast. Guy has RISC'd his ARMs for the job.
Those keyboard factory owners really like control.
He said he had it under control, but when management zeroed in on keeping tabs on this guy, they noticed he was still missing shifts. When confronted, the guy escaped before they could Caps Lock him inside for further questioning.
I would fire him if he kept insisting on having his shifts under control. What absolute madman puts their shift under control?