nope im going to be maoist guerilla in the hills fuck this
I like the detail of Ben Shapiro being AOC's running mate. He'd turn himself into her shoes if he could.
Santos/Boebert2032. Hell or bust baby.
Lets see how far we can fuck this ship before it sinks.
Boebert
bust
Lets see how far we can fuck this ship
George Santos actually founded the CPUSA
He actually suckled Romulus and Remus, so he also founded Rome.
Statue twitter in shambles.
That's what Jackson Hinkle looks like? Gd most punchable face
like most losers and "MAGA communists" - he unfortunately was afflicted with the reverse Benjamin Button disease at a young age and despite being born in 1999 - looks like he is at least 38 and not actually 24 due to his comorbidity of being a fucking idiot lmao
This is where the fun begins
I’m on Team Santos.
Santos cos he's funny
Can’t believed AOC bribed Ben Shapiro with feet pics to be her running mate
Pretty sure just the suggestion of such pictures existing would be enough to get Benny boy on board.
General Secretary before selection
Hunter Biden
Hunter Biden x Barron Trump ticket
I like the detail of the 2032 election being preordained in 2020
it will forever be Her Turn
This is cursed
I can't decide until I know where the candidates stan on the issue of Cats re: Salami
damn no robo-joe
Santos for sure, dude fucking rules lmao.
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This is weirding me out. I would unquestionably vote Santos/Boebert. Its not even a bad ticket in reality.
Damn I didn't know you could make the old party more cringe than it already was
CPUSA
The correct answer is join PSL
When the monkey's paw turns out to be the Hand of Vecna
